BUY, BUY AMERICAN PIE
A long, long time ago
we used to get our food home grown
and toothpaste used to make you smile
It used to be you'd shop with ease
never eating antifreeze
You'd plan to keep on living quite awhile
But now our goods are all delivered
from somewhere on the Yangtze River
No none knows the source there
so you might find some horse hair
But if corporations make a buck
they don't give a flying... Peking duck
And with this system we get stuck
today it makes you sigh
Now when you buy, buy an American pie
your grandma didn't bake it
it was made in Shanghai
where they engineered the apples to be juicy not dry
But the crust is made of cardboard and lye
don't feed it to your dog
he might die
Now did you eat a Tasty Cake
and did it make your stomach ache?
I could have said "I told you so"
And the reason you are looking wan
is some guy took bribes in Sichuan
so you just bit into little Debbie's toe
And now the toys you bought from Fisher Price
have toxins deemed unsafe for mice
and Elmo tends to wheeze
cus he's laced with PCBs
But of all my problems seen so far
when I see my cheap new DVR
I'll even brush my teeth with tar
And you will see that I'll
buy, buy from some young guy
I drive a Chevy and it's heavy
but the price is too high
Soon twenty bucks will buy a car from Shanghai
and honey that'll be the day we all die
~ written & performed by the Capitol Steps
From here
~~~~~~~~~
Related reading:
Food Security for the Faint of Heart
Gardening For the Faint of Heart
A long, long time ago
we used to get our food home grown
and toothpaste used to make you smile
It used to be you'd shop with ease
never eating antifreeze
You'd plan to keep on living quite awhile
But now our goods are all delivered
from somewhere on the Yangtze River
No none knows the source there
so you might find some horse hair
But if corporations make a buck
they don't give a flying... Peking duck
And with this system we get stuck
today it makes you sigh
Now when you buy, buy an American pie
your grandma didn't bake it
it was made in Shanghai
where they engineered the apples to be juicy not dry
But the crust is made of cardboard and lye
don't feed it to your dog
he might die
Now did you eat a Tasty Cake
and did it make your stomach ache?
I could have said "I told you so"
And the reason you are looking wan
is some guy took bribes in Sichuan
so you just bit into little Debbie's toe
And now the toys you bought from Fisher Price
have toxins deemed unsafe for mice
and Elmo tends to wheeze
cus he's laced with PCBs
But of all my problems seen so far
when I see my cheap new DVR
I'll even brush my teeth with tar
And you will see that I'll
buy, buy from some young guy
I drive a Chevy and it's heavy
but the price is too high
Soon twenty bucks will buy a car from Shanghai
and honey that'll be the day we all die
~ written & performed by the Capitol Steps
From here
~~~~~~~~~
Related reading:
Food Security for the Faint of Heart
Gardening For the Faint of Heart
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